Elitist

pulpfanfiction:

this has been the scariest night of the I Fucking Hate Skeletons groups life

dveon:

trying to make new friends

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konkeydongcountry:

nentindo:

HE DID IT

his body was ready

argonianbot:

i dont think you guys appreciate how rad this site is 

because first of all you got your basic fantasy and game race names for like

everything

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BUT AS IF THAT ISN’T ENOUGH

REAL NAMES WHICH ARE GOOD FOR BOOKS

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AND THIS THERE’S MORE????

BAM, PLACE NAMES

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AND STILL MORE

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SO YOU SEE THESE LITTLE OPTIONS HERE

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PLEASE, PLEASE

GO AND TRY TO HELP A GOOD PERSON OUT

What's the most illegal thing you ever did?
Anonymous

portionsforfoxes:

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

holy shit

ROLLED

homestuckshitquoteunquoteart:

a beautiful mona lisa Vriska cosplay I drew it’s beautiful

homestuckshitquoteunquoteart:

a beautiful mona lisa Vriska cosplay I drew it’s beautiful

 - Can't Seduce me.
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mrquiggles42:

cyanblur:

no hesitation

You fucking didn’t

thatvegancosplayer:

vegan-vulcan:

princess-passion-flower:

aperture-of-consciousness:

this is the kind of shirt worn by a creepy neighbour that always asks you if your sister has turned 18 yet

this is gross

"rape culture doesn’t exist" yeah okay go fuck yourself

What a gross man.
Please note his shirt also says GIRLS and not women, which is both frightening in the pedophilia sense and the infantilizing of women.

thatvegancosplayer:

vegan-vulcan:

princess-passion-flower:

aperture-of-consciousness:

this is the kind of shirt worn by a creepy neighbour that always asks you if your sister has turned 18 yet

this is gross

"rape culture doesn’t exist" yeah okay go fuck yourself

What a gross man.

Please note his shirt also says GIRLS and not women, which is both frightening in the pedophilia sense and the infantilizing of women.

sprklypanties:

Meanwhile in selfie city… #sprklfaec

I’m gonna heck that.

sprklypanties:

Meanwhile in selfie city… #sprklfaec

I’m gonna heck that.

something-in-the-way-she-knows:

MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS

something-in-the-way-she-knows:

MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS

unclefather:

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

you better toil, shrew

unclefather:

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

you better toil, shrew

bookofeibon:

Indie Stealth Game Giveaway!

I’ve been loving me some Invisible, Inc. lately, and was thinking to myself “more people need to play this game.”

Well, I have more money on my Steam account (thanks based Golden Trove Cask) than sense, so some lucky Tumblr-ite will get to not only play the awesome Invisible, Inc., but also Gunpoint, Stealth Bastard Deluxe, and Mark of the Ninja - some of my favorite stealth games.

"So how do I win all these sweet cool games??" you ask me.

It’s easy!

Step one: reblog this post, and add a caption of what your favorite stealth game is, and why.

Step two: like the post

And that’s it! No following necessary. I just want to know what your favorite stealth game is, and why.

I’ll be picking a winner next week, on Thursday, September 4th, after I get off work. You will need a Steam account to play these games, and I will need to add you to friends list in order to trade you the games - if I get an error when I try to add you, I’m re-picking the winner (so make sure there’s a spot open for me on your friends list!)

Probably MGS1 because it was so stark and out there when it came out, yo. Never seen anything like it.

theblackestwidow:

THIS MAN IS A GIFT

You look like total ass in the "trans woman posing" photoset. Dresses, lipstick, necklaces? You don't look good, hun.
Anonymous

dajo42:

byunmun:

dajo42:

this dress?

this lipstick?

this necklace?

this outfit in general?

you don’t… think i look good?

oh no what will I DON’T CARE LMAO

you think i haven’t had shit like this before?

what makes you think you ever stand a chance of bringing my confidence down?

all the fucks i give are laid out before you.

close the door on your way out, you irrelevant rusty hinge.

Flower crown?

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how’s this?

missespeon:

Cr1TiKaL jump scare reactions.

these subtitles really dont convey how genuinely apathetic he is. his tone literally doesnt change at all.